Priorities. He Has Them. 🍺😂✨

Some nights a man walks in with a very clear agenda, and that agenda does not involve small talk. This bold, unapologetically hilarious “Not Tonight Ladies, I’m Here to Get Drunk” tee says everything that needs to be said before he even opens his mouth. Soft, lightweight, and guaranteed to be the funniest shirt at any party, cookout, or guys’ night out.

Because a man who knows what he wants deserves a shirt that says so.

Why He’ll Love It

• 🍺😂 Not Tonight Ladies I’m Here to Get Drunk graphic tee — a bold, hilarious statement shirt that sets expectations clearly and efficiently from the moment he walks in the door. The kind of shirt that makes the entire room burst out laughing and immediately makes him the most popular person at the party
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) — lightweight, breathable, and incredibly soft for all-night comfort whether he’s at a backyard cookout, a birthday party, or a bar with the guys
• Side seams and retail fit — a neat, structured drape that holds its shape through every wear, wash, and legendary night out
• Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape — keeps the neckline looking sharp and prevents stretching even after repeated washes
• Tear-away label — no scratchy tags, just comfortable wear all night long
• Fair Labor Association and WRAP Platinum certified — feel good about how it’s made
• Available in Athletic Heather, Soft Cream, and White — easy, versatile tones that let the bold statement take center stage
• Sizes S–3XL — inclusive sizing starting at $20, with extended sizes at $22 (2XL) and $24 (3XL)
• The perfect gift for the man in your life who appreciates honesty, efficiency, and a cold drink
• Perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, bachelor parties, guys’ trips, and any occasion that calls for showing up with zero ambiguity about the plan

Picture him walking into the party in it — statement right there on his chest, drink already in hand, completely at peace with his life choices. The way the whole room reads it and loses it. The way it becomes his go-to shirt for every social event because it does all the communicating so he doesn’t have to.

That’s the tee. That’s the plan. Not tonight, ladies.

Priorities. He Has Them. 🍺😂✨

Product Details

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) — lightweight and breathable
• Side seams and retail fit for a neat, structured drape
• Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape
• Tear-away label for all-day comfort
• Fair Labor Association and WRAP Platinum certified
• Available in Athletic Heather, Soft Cream, and White
• Sizes S–3XL — S/M/L/XL: $20 | 2XL: $22 | 3XL: $24

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low heat
• Iron or steam on medium heat
• Do not dry clean