$150K in Debt. Zero Job Offers. 🎓😂✨

They walked across that stage. They shook the hand. They moved the tassel. And now they’re back in their childhood bedroom refreshing their inbox and wondering if their degree in [insert major here] was, in fact, a solid financial decision. This tee gets it. This tee sees them. This tee is the most honest thing they’ll own.

For the college graduate who survived four years, a mountain of debt, and the job market — and still has their sense of humor intact.

Why You'll Love It

• 🎓 “College Grad: $150K in Debt, 0 Job Offers” — brutally honest, deeply relatable, and funnier every time you read it
• Clean minimalist text design — because the joke lands harder when it looks this good
• Available in Black and White — classic, versatile, and perfect for wearing to every family gathering where someone asks “so what’s the plan?”
• Sizes S–3XL — for every overqualified, underemployed graduate out there
• Starting at $20 — significantly less than one semester of tuition
• The perfect graduation gift for the college grad, the grad school dropout, the friend who just got their fifth rejection email, or anyone who needs a laugh and a hug

Picture them opening it at their graduation party and immediately putting it on over their dress clothes. The way everyone reads it and loses it because it’s too real. The way they wear it to every “so what are you doing with your life” conversation as a preemptive strike. The way it becomes their most-worn tee all summer because it perfectly captures the vibe of being a brand new graduate in this economy.

College Grad. $150K in Debt. 0 Job Offers. Thriving. 🎓😂

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low heat