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The way she wears it to girls' night and everyone wants to know where she got it. The way it captures her whole personality in four words and a martini glass. That's the tee. That's the woman. That's the gift made for the one who always orders dirty — and looks incredible doing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDirty martini. Retro vibes. 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