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And then there are the sumbitches who really celebrate it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸😂 \u003cstrong\u003e“Happy 4th of July To All You Sumbitches” patriotic graphic tee\u003c\/strong\u003e — the most enthusiastic, most honest, most unapologetically American Fourth of July greeting ever printed on a shirt. The kind of tee that makes the entire cookout lose it the moment you walk in and immediately makes you the most popular person at the party\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight, breathable, and incredibly soft for all-day comfort through fireworks, cookouts, and every patriotic moment in between\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams and retail fit — a neat, structured drape that holds its shape through every wear and wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed knit collar and shoulder tape — keeps the neckline looking sharp and prevents stretching even after repeated washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label — no scratchy tags, just comfortable wear all day long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eREACH certified and responsibly manufactured — feel good about how it’s made\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Athletic Heather, Cardinal, Deep Heather, and White — classic, versatile colors that let the bold patriotic graphic do all the talking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–3XL — inclusive sizing starting at $25, with extended sizes at $27 (2XL) and $29 (3XL)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe perfect gift for anyone who celebrates the Fourth of July with the appropriate level of enthusiasm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePicture wearing it to the cookout — walking in, everyone reading it, the whole yard losing it immediately. The way it becomes the most talked-about shirt of the entire summer. The way it says exactly what everyone is thinking but only the best people are willing to put on a tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat’s the shirt. That’s the greeting. Happy 4th of July to all you sumbitches.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Most Patriotic Greeting of the Year. 🇺🇸😂✨\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams and retail fit for a neat, structured drape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eREACH certified and responsibly manufactured\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Athletic Heather, Cardinal, Deep Heather, and White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–3XL — S\/M\/L\/XL: $25 | 2XL: $27 | 3XL: $29\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-chlorine bleach as needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIron or steam on medium heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":48510377558265,"sku":"36879822830356341550","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48510377591033,"sku":"16283731648614694044","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":48510377623801,"sku":"23468086829704523198","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ M","offer_id":48510377656569,"sku":"70240571310136450450","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Heather \/ M","offer_id":48510377689337,"sku":"11653280105295848126","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48510377722105,"sku":"88471980583407906183","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":48510377754873,"sku":"93746060063323420926","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ L","offer_id":48510377787641,"sku":"29551101858058238416","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48510377820409,"sku":"63810859369055333629","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48510377853177,"sku":"27611642121714917181","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ XL","offer_id":48510377885945,"sku":"96011646001902621571","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48510377918713,"sku":"25307002698296870535","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48510377951481,"sku":"13301358329947065676","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48510377984249,"sku":"16125023634670665528","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48510378017017,"sku":"24470401177674506455","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48510378049785,"sku":"29729533612435992274","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48510378082553,"sku":"63914433115321646225","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48510378115321,"sku":"25910710748498441906","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48510378148089,"sku":"26765133196721819156","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48510378180857,"sku":"30271132679381821058","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0792\/8125\/8745\/files\/15853044832350080989_2048.jpg?v=1781115092","url":"https:\/\/simpledesignboutique.myshopify.com\/products\/4th-of-july-tee-happy-4th-of-july-to-all-you-sumbitches-patriotic-graphic-t-shirt","provider":"Simple Design Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}